Crackerjack Rebellion

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.-M. Hedberg

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

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Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I wonder if people actually listened to the U2 album though, it's pretty good!
dixienormas86 dixienormas86 Said:

qrieves:

bono get the fuck out my askbox

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

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squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

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fuckyeahscorpio:

Typical devious Scorpio smile

fuckyeahscorpio:

Typical devious Scorpio smile