Crackerjack Rebellion

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.-M. Hedberg

versacesdrugs:

Lana Del Rey blog

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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vye-leviathan:

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chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

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unruhen:

me comforting others

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staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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pocahoass:

Me in pretty much every social event

pocahoass:

Me in pretty much every social event

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