Crackerjack Rebellion

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.-M. Hedberg

lolshtus:

Illegal Tint On The Windshield

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veraeyecandy:

WE SHIP WORLDWIDE |  www.VERASEYECANDY.com

yourpsychicjourneys:

veevalor:

novas-grimoire:

lana-del-fae:

me. always. 

This can be applied to tarot decks too. 

My life…

I don’t usually post things like this, but this is just super relatable. Especially when I first began delving into this world. Then after a while you find yourself thinking cryptically… 😂

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

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bethanythemartian:

tastefullyoffensive:

[omoza]

The devil is adorable.

bethanythemartian:

tastefullyoffensive:

[omoza]

The devil is adorable.

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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satdeshret:

aquaticwonder:

wetheurban:

DESIGN: The Coffee-Making Alarm Clock

We need this because reasons. This one’s for the coffee drinkers amongst you - British designer Joshua Renouf has come up with a coffee making alarm clock which can wake you up with a fresh cup of joe.

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I NEED THIS MORE THAN LIFE

silentmania

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